The following are snippets of recent conversations between my boyfriend and me:
(Brass Monkey by The Beastie Boys blares from the speaker)
Me: Cosmo LOVES this song.
Chris: It really gets him out on the dance floor.
Me: Awww, look his eyes are closed now. He’s embarrassed.
Chris: I think he’s more of a Run DMC fan, anyway.
Me: I love the new microphone.
Chris: It’s kind of phallic-looking.
Me: I know. I don’t know that I want it so close to my face.
Me: Great. I get to go to the dentist on Friday, the 13th.
Chris: I know, but by the end of the day, you’ll have gotten […]