
Texts From Mittens
Reissue of Orignal Book
A hilarious series of text message conversations between a snappy, self-absorbed housecat named Mittens and his long-suffering human.

Texts From Mittens
2026 Desktop Calendar
Daily pages feature texts between Mittens and his very patient human and provide colorful glimpses into the sweet (and hilarious!) homelife of this very special feline.

Texts From Mittens: Friends and Family
Follow-up to Original Book
Humorous text exchanges between Mittens and his cast of quirky friends and family: Earl (the “filthy hound”), Stumpy (the best friend), Drunk Patty (the usually tipsy next-door neighbor), Grandma (giver of treats), and Fiona (Mitty’s girlfriend).
“What makes [whiskerslist] so damned funny? If you’ve ever spent a blessed second with a cat in your life, you’ll know. Angie has burrowed deep into the cross section of psyche where cat action meets human vocabulary and has come up with gold. You’ll be howling—in a good way!”
Jackson Galaxy
Cat Behaviorist and Host of Animal Planet’s My Cat From Hell
about angie
Angie Bailey is an award-winning author, humorist, and Gen X pop culture nerd best known for Texts from Mittens—the delightfully ridiculous text message conversations between self-absorbed housecat and his long-suffering human mom.
Her clever humor and feline-fueled creativity have generated books, calendars, and a daily funny that’s made cat lovers worldwide giggle with a knowing nod. She’s also the co-author ofthe charmingly kitschy and practical Little House Life Hacks, the witty cat wrangler behind Whiskerslist: The Kitty Classifieds, and the nostalgic brain that wrote the Gen X Trivia calendar—a daily dose of throwback facts and entertaining questions for those who still remember what Aquanet smells like.
Angie lives in Minneapolis with her husband and two cats, who are likely plotting their next text messages.
Represented by: Fairbank Literary Representation.

contact angie
Contact Angie’s Literary Agent: sorche@fairbankliterary.com