Edible underwear, sexy “Connect Four,” French maid outfits … we’re dishin’ about the naughtier side of the big V.D. this week. You wouldn’t believe some of this stuff Suz found — could the Eiffel Tower be a sex toy? You bet your thigh-high patent leather boots it is! Also featured on this episode: Susie’s got a double scoop of Night Stalker, and Angie’s margarita game’s on fire.