Wonky Squirrel-Song Titles

Those of you who read Texts from Mittens — or most anything I write — know I love word play. One of my favorite activities is coming up with alternate lyrics and titles to songs. Some of them are probably NSFW, but many involve cute animal references. Here are some of my favorite wonky song titles that involve squirrels because if you replace “girl” with “squirrel” anywhere, it’s freaking hilarious.

“Fat-Bottomed Squirrels”

“Big Squirrels Don’t Cry”

“Uptown Squirrel”

“Brown-Eyed Squirrel”

“Some Squirrels are Bigger Than Others”

“Squirrels on Film”

“American Squirrel”

“My Best Friend’s Squirrel”

“I Kissed a Squirrel”

“Jessie’s Squirrel”

Do you have any to add to this very important list?

2018-03-22T12:31:39+00:00

16 Comments

  1. Andy March 22, 2018 at 12:32 pm - Reply

    Material Squirrel

    • admin March 22, 2018 at 1:30 pm - Reply

      YES!

  2. Mary Ward March 22, 2018 at 12:58 pm - Reply

    You give squirrels a bad name

    • admin March 22, 2018 at 1:30 pm - Reply

      🙂

  3. Cheryl Davis March 22, 2018 at 1:47 pm - Reply

    Squirrels just want to have fun…

  4. Suzanne Fisher March 22, 2018 at 1:52 pm - Reply

    Cinnamon Squirrels… Hollaback Squirrels

    • admin March 23, 2018 at 9:03 am - Reply

      Hollaback Squirrels — brilliant!

  5. Laura March 22, 2018 at 3:04 pm - Reply

    California Squirrels

    • admin March 23, 2018 at 9:02 am - Reply

      I can’t believe I missed that one!

  6. Mandy March 22, 2018 at 4:15 pm - Reply

    I kissed a squirrel and I lined it..

  7. Adina March 22, 2018 at 9:51 pm - Reply

    Squirrels just wanna have fun

  8. Kelley B. March 22, 2018 at 9:57 pm - Reply

    Squirrels just wanna have fun
    Barbie Squirrel

    • admin March 23, 2018 at 9:02 am - Reply

      Barbie Squirrel — YES!

  9. Mary Smith March 24, 2018 at 9:20 pm - Reply

    My Squirrel! Talkin’ ’bout my squirrel!

    • admin March 27, 2018 at 10:04 am - Reply

      Love it!

  10. Robert T March 25, 2018 at 3:03 am - Reply

    Don’t fear the squirrel

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